Friday, May 29, 2009

Submarine Shenanigans

Day 29, 5th Month of the Standard Calendar. Location: Garnedine.

Today, the submarine suffered a failure. A misguided bomb machine blew open a porthole on the starboard side. The explosion not only damaged the submarine, but a portion of the tunnel as well. I was washed up somewhere around Rope Island, and the fate of the submariner is unknown.

These newfangled bomb machines still need some tinkering. There's really nothing as reliable as a good, old, standard bomb. For some reason, they call them Living Bombs here.


At least it wasn't a volt bomb that blew up.

-Count Inyou

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